Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, seen here at James Cameron's 'Avatar' premier in Tehran: "Khalid, do you see this 3-D magic!?!? This Avatar movie is phenomenal! Best thing to come from the Great Satan since Night at the Roxbury! Allah be praised, it almost makes me wish to spare the zionist pigs! Maybe I won't run Israel into the sea after all!" Just kidding, this is actually Mahmoud Yabba Dabba Dooeyjad viewing some sort of uranium enrichment process which he plans to use to wipe Israel off the map. Happy Days.